This is how I imagine my Augustus. He is a little bit overweight and furry, blood boiled and daredevil. Augustus hates to be a simple office worker, so he decided to come to work with the grenade launcher full of hot coffee.
"A cup of coffee for my friend, scorch for the boss"
Augustus just had a bad day. He is like us, trying to be nice, but it doesn't work, and he makes mistakes. And..... he hates Mondays!